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PostPosted: March 2, 2017, 4:45 pm 
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Note the release date for this new product.


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PostPosted: March 4, 2017, 1:28 pm 
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Location: BC, Canada. eh?
Yeah, the "launch date" at the very end is the key!!

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From another website:

An Honest Lawyer

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."

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PostPosted: April 11, 2017, 10:21 am 
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Stolen from the Aussie Clubman forum. Kinda sick, but funny!

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How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?

I know it's not 3 because my shed is still dark.
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PostPosted: April 12, 2017, 12:37 pm 
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Yeah, sick, but funny, JD.

God help me, eh?

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Damn! That front slip angle is way too large and the Ackerman is just a muddle.

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PostPosted: July 8, 2017, 7:41 am 
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Just bought a new chain saw from Horrible Freight. Came with an extra chain.

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A (back)woodsman went to the hardware store to get a new handle for his axe.
The shop keeper told the woodsman he would give him a new axe handle if he bought a chainsaw.
The shop keeper guaranteed the woodsman he could cut 4 cords or more of firewood a day with the chainsaw,
if not he would return the chainsaw for a full refund and keep the new axe handle.
The woodsman could see he had nothing to loose and bought the chainsaw and got his free axe handle.
He returned a week later mad as hell and told the shop keeper he was glad he got a new axe handle or he never could have finished his project.
"Here's yer dang chainsaw and I want my money back and I'm keepin the new handle like you said."
"I busted my arse and the best I could cut was 1/2 a cord of firewood in one day with the durn'd thing"

"Now wait a minute there, there's no way that chainsaw won't cut 4 cords or more a day" says the shopkeeper
"My boy cut 8 cords of wood just the other day with a saw just like that."
"Let's have a look at it." They go outside and the shop keeper checks out the saw and the chain is sharp, and adjusted everything looks good.
He grabs the cord and gives it a yank and the saw starts right up!
The woodsman jumps back and says "Holy [PooPoo]! What's that noise!!!"
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Just too funny.

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A Scotsman and an Englishman are neighbors in adjoining townhomes, they're both taking a break on their front steps. Curiously they've both been doing the same chore: stripping out wallpaper.

What's the difference?

The Englishman is renovating and the Scotsman is moving.

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