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PostPosted: October 19, 2010, 10:33 pm 
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what's the difference between a dead snake in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

The skid marks in front of the snake...


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PostPosted: October 19, 2010, 10:59 pm 
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First Post .....no joke....honest
We are building our second Stalker.
This one is being built from an unfinished early kit
It is a Frame off restoration with a LS7 that generates approx. 550hp and 550ft.lbs
photos of progress here
http://www471.pair.com/stalkerv/gallery ... emId=17282

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PostPosted: October 19, 2010, 11:00 pm 
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92 lexus sc400 with a mere 171,000 on the clock and a 97 bmw 540 with 125 ish ...last time i drove it i think ..wifeys car

so a guys walking down the beach and finds a jeannie lamp..rubs it and out she pops..says you have 3 wishes but anything you wish for your wife gets double..ok he says "one million dollars"..he gets one ..she gets two..next wish "a lamborghini" he gets one she gets two .."ok last wish" ...he pauses and says "beat me half to death"


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PostPosted: October 19, 2010, 11:18 pm 
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A couple jokes:

Two atoms bump into each other. One says 'I think I lost an electron!' The other asks, 'Are you sure?', to which the first replies, 'I'm positive.'

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 7:18 am 
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cboettch wrote:
Ok, well 1st post, not how I envisioned it, but anywho--
So 4 weeks ago after years of lurking and researching, I bought this<snip>
then 3 weeks ago along came this <snip>
I know there is humor in this somewhere :wink: :mrgreen:


Congrats! We had our first almost 5 mths ago!


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 7:32 am 
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Have to admit it!!! '01 Citroen Picasso -too many miles. Hopefully the Range Rover racer will be finished soon, so I can start my Locost build.

-Cheers, Casper


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 9:50 am 
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2003 VW Passat 30v

I used to be poor, sober, and bored. Then I wanted to build a Locost, now I'm just poor.


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 10:14 am 
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1993 Mustang Cobra 100K miles
Number 5 is alive!!!!!!!


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 11:01 am 
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while “the lights would turn off.” Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?

The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”


"Live life one lap at a time"
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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 7:56 pm 
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2003 Dodge 2500, 196k

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns to the other, "Hey, this taste funny to you?"


I never started a build log, but I did start to weld in January, and just got this video last week.

I will put more details up when I find some free time.

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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 8:06 pm 
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DD 1993 Toyota mr2 197,715 miles, turbocharged 5sfe motor.

My BAD joke is that this is my first post, ever.

Larry

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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 11:03 pm 
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DD - Bad weather or something to be hauled or trailered, 2002 Focus wagon, 175K.
Good weather, 1967 Alpine with 2.3 Duratec, 19K.

Joke, why did the chicken cross the road? To show the 'Possum that it could be done.

Bill


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PostPosted: October 20, 2010, 11:08 pm 
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09 Camry 75k (company car).

Not much of a joke but being a controls engineer I tell this to everyone.

You know what happens when you want to make something idiot proof?

Someone makes a bigger idiot!

Oh yeah I liked the earlier post, its not a bug its a feature. I use that one quite a bit!


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PostPosted: October 21, 2010, 12:36 pm 
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2008 Chrysler Town & Country, 43K miles.

"Knock, knock."

Who's there?"

"Interrupting cow."

"Interrupting cow w..."

"Mooo!"


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PostPosted: October 21, 2010, 12:39 pm 
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GonzoRacer wrote:
Civil Engineer... A contradiction of terms.

I work with a bunch of civil engineers.

What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. :lol:


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