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PostPosted: October 21, 2010, 12:41 pm 
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Ok, well 1st post, not how I envisioned it, but anywho--
So 4 weeks ago after years of lurking and researching, I bought this
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then 3 weeks ago along came this
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I know there is humor in this somewhere :wink: :mrgreen:

Well, geez, it's not like you didn't have any warning for the second one, right? :lol:


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PostPosted: October 21, 2010, 12:52 pm 
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daveman wrote:
cboettch wrote:
Ok, well 1st post, not how I envisioned it, but anywho--
So 4 weeks ago after years of lurking and researching, I bought this
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100_3495.JPG

then 3 weeks ago along came this
Attachment:
100_3600.JPG

I know there is humor in this somewhere :wink: :mrgreen:

Well, geez, it's not like you didn't have any warning for the second one, right? :lol:


Now... If we could just figure out what causes them???????? :lol:

(Beautiful child, by the way... Congrats!)


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PostPosted: October 21, 2010, 6:02 pm 
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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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He didn't have any guts.

Lurking for a while now. Probably can't start building until next fall. The dreaming continues, however.


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A mathematician, a physicist and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the brand and model number in his "Red-Rubber-Ball" table.


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How do you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at your shoes when he is talking.


Good one, Greg!!! One of my favorites.

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An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work done."

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I promise I'm a real person. I do have some issues, but reading this forum and understanding how suspension works is helping get through the worst......trying to build a hub center steering sidecar rig using automotive suspension components. See, I told you I had issues.

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I kinow I have been a member for a good while, and I can't think of a "decent" joke right now..........but I don't want ot take a chance at getting bumped outa here......

OH, real Joke...my eye ear nose and throat Dr. (...I am not going to spell otolan991ifdoa,) whatever... 5 weeks ago he set the date for my Sinus Surgery and told me not to worry, it would only be 4 or 5 days recovery time............He is a really good Dr., and an allaround nice guy...but as far as recovery time, and "this shouldn't hurt a bit"....He is a damned liar!!!

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An electron and a neutron go into a bar. They both order a beer. The bartender says "That'll be 5 bucks each." The electron paces a $5 bill on the bar but the neutron says, "I forgot my wallet." and the barkeep says, "Thats ok. For you, no charge"


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A frog in a blender.

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Joke: It's sunny enough in Seattle to drive my Ultima on a daily basis. :roll:

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2008 smart fortwo passion coupe...no thats not the joke.

A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher and a Rabbi are discussing what the proper amount of tithe is to give to God.
They draw a circle in the dirt, the priest says "I will stand in the circle and throw the money in the air..whatever falls outside the circle we give to God". The preacher says "no no, whatever lands INSIDE the circle we give to God". The Rabbi speaks up and says " you are both wrong, God is great and powerful so when we throw it in the air whatever He wants, He keeps!"

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