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PostPosted: August 23, 2018, 11:40 am 
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Perry- You gave me fair warning, but I went and read it anyway... :rofl:


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Three ducks walk into a bar and sit doon to have a drink. The bartender asks the first duck his name and what he's been up to all day. The duck replies "i'm Huey, and I've been drinking lager and whisky, and been in and out of puddles all day". The bartender goes to the next duck and asks the same question, the duck replies "I'm Dewey, and I've been drinking lager and whisky, and been in and out of puddles all day". The bartender turns to the last duck and goes "I suppose your Louie?", and the duck replies "No, I'm Puddles".


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This is a take away from JD's build log, I don't want to corrupt it.
Talking about compressor rod entrance sleeves brought back the memory of an old joke.

A mother and her child are driving the country and come across a horse in a pasture.

Child - Oh look mommy, what's hanging from that horse, is it sick?
Mother - Hmfff! I wish your father was half that sick!

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PostPosted: December 11, 2018, 8:22 am 
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horchoha wrote:
This is a take away from JD's build log, I don't want to corrupt it.
Talking about compressor rod entrance sleeves brought back the memory of an old joke.

A mother and her child are driving the country and come across a horse in a pasture.

Child - Oh look mommy, what's hanging from that horse, is it sick?
Mother - Hmfff! I wish your father was half that sick!
Wait... You didn't want to corrupt my build log? At Team Slotus? You're at least 150 pages too late... :mrgreen:

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"Gonzo and friends: Last night must have been quite a night. Camelot moments, mechanical marvels, Rustoleum launches, flying squirrels, fru-fru tea cuppers, V8 envy, Ensure catch cans -- and it wasn't even a full moon." -- SeattleTom


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Stolen from the Aussie car builder's forum:

One evening, after the honeymoon, Tom was working on his motorcycle in the garage. His new wife was standing there by the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally said, "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it's time you quit spending so much of your time out here in your garage.”

“You probably should also consider selling your Harley and all your welding equipment along with your gun collection, your fishing gear, the boat and all those stupid model airplanes, plus dump that vintage hot rod sports car and your home brewing equipment."

Tom got a horrified look on his face. She said, "Darling, what's wrong?"

He replied, "There for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife!"

"Ex-wife!?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!"

Tom replied, "I wasn't."

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This actually happened to me when I was a young kid.
When I was growing up our family used to go for a summer vacation into the Rocky Mountains and stay at a national park campsite. At the time there were no flush toilets in the park, just outhouses. Well I went into one of these to do my business, closed the door and sat down. Looking at the inside of the door I saw that someone had scribed the outline of the female body. Across the lips was written 'these are for kissing', across the breasts was written 'these are for caressing', and across the crotch was real small writing. So small that I had to lean forward to read what was written, 'you are now crapping at a 45 degree angle'.

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Perry's Locost Super Che7enette Build
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