dhempy wrote:
olrowdy_01 wrote:
With a little convincing I could tell ya'll the tale of how I ripped the back part of a fender and the bumper off of the town detectives car with the buggy. AND IT WAS HIS FAULT!

Well, I think if you DON'T tell your tale, I'm going to change your username to BumperLover or something.
-dave "how's that for convincing?" hempy
OUCH! Ouch, please stop twisting my arm.....................
OK, here goes.........
But first, I have to explain where I got the info on how to do this. I used to visit a cam grinder named John Schooler at Jacksonville, Fla who would tell me war stories about when he was racing sprint cars, motorcycles on board tracks etc. He explained (among other feats of daring do) how you could tear the fender off someones car by following his instructions. Well of course I never intended to do that but.................
One time he said that he was driving his regular car (back then the bumpers were not right up against the body of the car). and he got cut off by a guy in a fairly new Cadillac. So he proceeded to rip his fender off. Somewhere in the ensuing "conversation" the Cadillac driver said, "You ruined a mighty nice car here." John, thinking back to the Offenhauser race cars that he had ripped up, replied, "I've ruined better ones."
Anyway, keeping the instructions I got in mind ...........
I was driving my V-8 Ford dune buggy on a 4 lane street (two lanes in each direction) and I was in the inside lane. The car slightly in front of me in the lane to my right started coming over into my lane. He probably didn't see me because the buggy was so short.
I blew my horn and he kept coming over. I couldn't move to the left any more because of the oncoming traffic and all of a sudden I subconsciously remembered what Schooler had told me ~10 years before.
(Without meaning to of course) I hooked the right side of my front bumper into his rear fender opening behind the tire, slammed on the brakes and steered slightly towards his car.
I not only got the rear half of his fender, but I ripped his bumper off too!
Well................ it turned out he was a city detective and he wasn't all that happy about the parts I had removed from his car. But it was his fault and he was still 1/2 way in my lane when the cops came.
Please note that behind the normal looking front bumper I had a 4" high by 1/2" thick piece of
road scraper blade for reinforcement since I sometimes had to knock over small trees and stuff where I drove the buggy. The back bumper was also some scraper blade.
Please realize that the statute of limitations has run it's course on this one and it is hearsay knowledge anyway. Besides they don't make cars the way they used to. Now days you'd probably rip the whole front end of YOUR car off.
Schooler (where ever he is now) wouldn't be too happy 'bout that. He ground some really nice cams too. They had a peculiar idle and you could tell when a car had one of his milder cams by the way they sounded. He explained to me that (at that time) the European grinders had a different rise time (probably slower) than what was popular in America. He combined the two styles and got a cam that would idle pretty good and delivered good high end power too.
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