Dear Mr. Gnasanti-
Wow! Fancy meeting you here! I need to talk to you about that 8 million US dollars you were supposed to be sending me. You know, the estate of your late uncle's boss's ex-wife's brother who amassed a fortune from some oil wells that he never drilled in that swamp just west of Lagos??? I'm still hoping to receive the funds, and I really need them now, because somebody got into my bank account and took all my money. Oddly enough, the funds stolen from me were transferred to a bank near you, in Nigeria. Small world, ain't it?
Oh, and I'd like to get that compromising picture of me and my goat back, if you're through verifying my identity. It kinda leaves a blank page in the family album without it.